The Pimp Slap

Hey, folks. I've been mega busy, and I realize I haven't updated like, at all.

I'm so tired. I just want to sleep, and I need a fucking vacation. Life is too busy. Sometimes I think about breaking up with my boyfriend so I can get some time to myself, but that's retarded. Still, the fact remains that Pimpy needs a LOT of private time, and hasn't been getting it. The less I get, the more crabby I become.

Monday and Wednesday I have Japanese class after work, from 6:50 to 9:20 pm. Tuesday, I have therapy after work from 6pm to 7pm. So Monday through Wednesday are fucked for me. Thursday is kind of my day, but after Monday through Wednesday, I just want to tune out, and sometimes I don't get anything done.

Usually, every other Thursday, Gabe has a date with Christina, so I am able to get some quality slacker time in. I like to chat on teh intarwebs and draw, but that's all I've had lately. And let's face it, three hours is not enough time for me to make any drawings of any significant quality.

PLUS I did some secret arts for a secret project, and I have more to do before the end of the month, so even though I've been working on stuff, I can't show it to anyone yet ;__;

Here's what I've done so far in October, tho:


STORY: Alchemy
RATING: X(XX) (got a little bit of fuckin' in it)
WARNINGS: Preggo sex0r
PAIRINGS: Raphael and my OC/fancharacter Ando Rei
NOTES: This is a hetero, smutty TMNT fanfiction featuring my OC Ando Rei with Raphael. If you're not into that stuff, please don't read!

This story is set about a month after the incidents in The Apology. Now Raphael's trying to make up for lost time, but dealing with a pregnancy turns out to be harder than he thought.

PS. I never originally intended to post this, so there's all sorts of goofy problems with it, but if you have any feedback I'd love to hear it.

( Click to read. )

And if you wanna skip all that: ( here's a buncha sketches. )
Well, that's it for me. I'm laaame XD

This is a long, hetero, smutty TMNT fanfiction featuring my OC Ando Rei with Raphael. If you're not into that stuff, move along. Nothing to see here!

My story is set about two months after Don's unfortunate transmat calibration mishap during which Ando Rei was accidentally brought to New York. Raph feels a little guilty for kicking her out of the lair decides to bring her out for a little ride on his bike >;)

I've written this story under the assumption that you are already familiar with the TMNT canon characters. Because, well, if you're reading this, you probably are.

Also, please note that I have never ridden a motorcycle and have only been to NYC once. I'm writing mostly from a background of research via reading, video, photo references, and maps, so please forgive the inaccuracies. If you have any feedback for me about what I've written with regards to either, please feel free to comment :)

I'd like to extend a special thanks to kristalkalei and rain-o-cleary from DA for having the fortitude to beta this monster for me :) They are kind, brave souls, and I appreciate their help :)

Please let me know what you think!



( Dude, you're goin' on a date. Just admit it.... )

Did someone say "Missile Defense System"?

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hahaha OH MY GOD



I can't stop laughing at this guy. Really? REALLY??

Emma is a STAR, Y'ALL!

and OH HAY I WONDER WHO THAT GIRL DRESSED AS RAPHAEL IS.

>;)

Forty minutes of effort, 46 favorites? DeviantArt is amazing XD

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I hope you never stop sucking :D I love you, it's like Idiocracy, only in real life! :D

Sadly, fake.

But I don't think I can blame the cold medication.

I have a friend who is amazing at networking.

As a result, this evening I ended up hanging with Bob Fossil from The Mighty Boosh.

What the fuck. What the fucking fuck.

Thanks for your sympathies, guys. I didn't reply to everyone, but I really appreciate it.

I've felt kind of like a zombie these last few days, with random bursts of sobbing and occasional weeping in between me just being myself. I knew I'd be pretty fucked up over losing my cat, so I'm not surprised, but it's just been really hard for me to grieve. I hate being sad and feeling like this, and I feel like I can't be sad around other people, so I'm either cheerful or sobbing like a baby.

I need to bring Emi to the crematory now, and I don't want to do it. I know she's gone now and it's just a dead body, but it was my cat. And I miss her.

I keep doing things that I used to do because of her, like half closing my laptop so she doesn't sleep on it and start uninstalling things, or being sure to close my bedroom door so she doesn't get fur all over my clothes. I keep seeing my Guitar Hero guitar out of the corner of my eye and thinking she's sitting there.

Ugh. I so don't want to do this.

My cat just died about an hour ago. I am a mess. I tried to sleep, but I can't.

I need to go in to work tomorrow. We'll see how that goes.

I can't stop crying. I knew this was going to happen. She's old, she wasn't doing well. It was just so quick, from when she stopped being able to walk on Saturday morning to now, when she was struggling to just get one breath in.

I washed her off, brushed her, wrapped her in a blanket and put her in my refrigerator. I tried to close her eyes, but cats don't seem to have eyelids like people do. When I tried to close her eyes, her mouth got all snarly.

Emi has been the most constant thing in my life since I was in high school. Even my mother was never there. When I was a hyper efficient alcoholic with two full time jobs and major depression, she was always there, curled up on top of my ass when I was passed out on the floor or in my bed. I got her picture taken with Santa to benefit the cat rescue I worked with in San Juan Capistrano. I thought it was kind of corny at the time, but it was cute, and I'm glad I did it anyway.

She was there through everything for me, and I'm just glad that I was with her at the end.

When I figured she was on her way out a few weeks ago, I found this urn online that wasn't completely tasteless, so I am going to get her cremated this week and buy that for her when I get paid Wednesday.

I don't know if I want another pet any time soon.

My cat lost control of her hind end about two hours ago. I picked her up and her bladder leaked all over me.

I brought her outside for a little while to get some sun, which she seemed to enjoy, but she's having freakout moments where she doesn't know who I am, and she bit the holy fuck out of my arm a little while ago. She has never bitten me before except for fun.

She doesn't want to be held at all right now, and has dragged herself into the litter box, where she is chilling. I just pet her every now and then to let her know that I'm there.

I don't think she'll last the day :(

I love how she looks completely bored.

Japanese girls are so cute for some reason XD

Dude, look what I scored!



Tickets for the TMNT 25 goofy thing on Friday at Comic Con! Now I don't have to go on a mad rush for buttons at the convention.. although I want them anyway :D